Movies I Hated
AmyH listed the 10 movies she absolutely hated. That got me thinking...what are some movies I hate? I posted a couple in her comments, but thought perhaps I should elaborate futher here...in my forum! "The WarriorGorilla Blog!"
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Some Movies I Hate:
"The Royal Tenenbaums" - Absolutely hated this movie. Did not understand the point, the plot or the acting. The only saving grace was the fact that my friend and I sat right underneath the projection booth (because the entire theatre was filled to capacity!), which gave it somewhat of an 8mm film quality.
"Hedwig And The Angry Inch" - Just a complete, utter, visceral dislike of this movie. I'm sorry, I cannot suspend reality for two hours and believe that no one notices when a rock band starts playing/dancing/singing in all manner of places, then leaves that place in shambles when reality returns. Sorry, not going to happen.
"The MO of MI" - Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad gay movie. So bad, I don't even know where to begin. Lets start with the stereotypes: "Sugardaddy" and "Sugarbaby." Sugardaddy is oblivious to the fact that he is supporting a sugarbaby (aren't they all? Its so very cute...in a well, disgusting, sort of way). Sugardaddy is also an embezzler (but we don't find that out until the end). Sugarbaby is your stereotypical whiney gay "raverboi" who found a free ride. Along comes "street hustler," daddy's former baby. This upsets current Baby and he turns all whiny and, well, sugarbabyish.
But, wait, there's a twist! It's a big set-up all along! Hustler and Baby are actually lovers who set out to embezzle from the embezzler! Throw in bad performance art (from the street hustler), a murder or two and you've got all the makings of...a. really. bad. gay. "suspense/thriller."
Yeah...whatever.
I may add more to this list as I think about it some more. Feel free to leave some of your most hated movies in comments.
[Cue People's Court Theme]
Some Movies I Hate:
"The Royal Tenenbaums" - Absolutely hated this movie. Did not understand the point, the plot or the acting. The only saving grace was the fact that my friend and I sat right underneath the projection booth (because the entire theatre was filled to capacity!), which gave it somewhat of an 8mm film quality.
"Hedwig And The Angry Inch" - Just a complete, utter, visceral dislike of this movie. I'm sorry, I cannot suspend reality for two hours and believe that no one notices when a rock band starts playing/dancing/singing in all manner of places, then leaves that place in shambles when reality returns. Sorry, not going to happen.
"The MO of MI" - Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad gay movie. So bad, I don't even know where to begin. Lets start with the stereotypes: "Sugardaddy" and "Sugarbaby." Sugardaddy is oblivious to the fact that he is supporting a sugarbaby (aren't they all? Its so very cute...in a well, disgusting, sort of way). Sugardaddy is also an embezzler (but we don't find that out until the end). Sugarbaby is your stereotypical whiney gay "raverboi" who found a free ride. Along comes "street hustler," daddy's former baby. This upsets current Baby and he turns all whiny and, well, sugarbabyish.
But, wait, there's a twist! It's a big set-up all along! Hustler and Baby are actually lovers who set out to embezzle from the embezzler! Throw in bad performance art (from the street hustler), a murder or two and you've got all the makings of...a. really. bad. gay. "suspense/thriller."
Yeah...whatever.
I may add more to this list as I think about it some more. Feel free to leave some of your most hated movies in comments.
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